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T&Cs / FAQs / Navigation
Hullo you! Just some basic infomation here that you should arm yourself with whilst navigating our website:-
To Navigate:
• Something caught my eye on the front page like two weeks ago! Now I wanna buy it. Where is it?
Head to the links on the left side of the page and click on Archives [Femme] for the girls goodies or Archives [Homme] for the big boys' toys (in a way, you know)! We direct all past items in there so that they are never forgotten and can be retrieved easily.
• You guys are cool! Can we be friends? Can I be on your mailing list? Can I be 1 of the 5 selected special loyal ones?
In order: We know! Go ahead and add us! Sure thing, add yourself in! We'll have to think about it. We actually judge the 5 selected ones in terms of loyalty and in a way, spending power. If you've been with us since Day 1 and believed in us and our stuffs and actually bought them, wow! You are amazing man. You're the reason why we never closed down this site and this is our little way of saying 'Thank You'!
• No other way I can get a discount? :(
Well actually, if you have bought from us before, send us a picture of you and your gleeful face in/with that item. If you're a featured fan, you get 5% off your next purchase! However, please note that the picture(s) must 1) be of at least 300x300, 2) have your gleeful face in it, 3) have our item(s) shown clearly, 4) is of a proper resolution. We don't like grainy and blur pictures that make us strain our eyes!
To Order:
• I'm interested in something! How now brown cow?
My fair lady, please state the item(s) you're interested in and your corresponding email address down in a comment, then sit back and relax while we dash about to reply you as promptly as we can!
• I'm interested in something! But.. I think it states that it is pending?
Well, just do the above again! Based on a case-to-case basis, we might just do remakes. Even if we don't, if the then-pending deal falls through, we know who to look for immediately!
• I'm interested in something! But.. I think I want the stars replaced with hearts and the gold chain changed to a silver chain and add on light pink and hot pink beads and...
HEYHEYHEY! That is called a customization honey! Mail us direct at jydefhyuresephn@gmail.com with your fanciful designs for further discussions in private!
• I just entered a comment but I think it's screened. Why?!
Well babe, unless you'd like your email address to be on the WWW where random people can rip it and send you junk/spam mails, leave it. As long as no one else but us can see it, why do you care!
When Paying:
• I'm going to pay you, so I expect my item to arrive in my mailbox within a few days right?
Yes you should! In fact, if you opt for registered mail at an extra cost of $2.20, your item will be delivered to your doorstep! However, if you do not get your mail that went through the normal postage within a few days and it is confirmed lost, don't blame us either. We do not hold responsibility for your lost normal mails. :( Sorrrrrrryy
• OK! So I'm getting this and you just told me to make payment. But to who what where?
This part would be really important. At the end of each corresponding email, we should sign off individually, either as_themarionette, lacedwithdrugs or papergunparade. So, depending on who made what, you just transfer to her respective account! In any case if we do forget to sign off because we're in a rush to present you our new goodies, please don't bear a grudge. :( Just reply our emails and ask okay?
• Oh okay. So. Can I pay you through any other methods besides Ibanking?
Of course my dear. We accept DBS/POSB ATM transfers and concealed cash too though that is absolutely at your own risk. No inter-bank transfers unless reallyreallyreally necessary. And even then, please sought permission first! And no we're sorry, we don't do meetups.
• Hey I've paid up. Now what?
Mail us and let us know! We don't have telepathic skills so please mail us your reference number, along with your address. Please include who you want the item addressed to or we'll just attention it to your nickname! Imagine your dad going, "Who the hell here is Lacedwithdrugs?!" You get me.
• I received my item and lordest! It is soooooo (fill in the blanks)
Direct your comments here and give us a penny for your thoughts, your two cents, your five rupiah whatsoever! Groove and be heard!
Our Account Details:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Jyde/Peichi/_themarionette. What's her account number?
That will be POSB Savings 154052712 (:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Fhyure/Beryl/lacedwithdrugs. What's her account number?
That will be POSB Savings 002867222 (:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Sephn/Stephanie/papergunparade. What's her account number?
That will be POSB Savings 209009447 (:
Additional Infomation:
• All prices stated are inclusive of postage unless otherwise stated
• All items sold are not refundable nor exchangable
• No deadbuyers. We'll do anything within our means to hunt you down and chop your fingers off
• No trades, definitely. Don't bother asking.
• We cannot stand people who ask stupid/ridiculous/redundant questions. We cannot do anything about it, but it doesn't stop us from thinking that they are total morons whose brain are in their little toes.
• We don't owe you a million bucks, so be nice to us and we'll return the favour!
• All prices are pretty much non-negotiable I'm afraid. Sorry :( We need to maintain a standard and not have favourites.
• Let us know if you decide to pass on the item (whether it is due to sheer stupidity or that you decided that our items are too cool for you) so we can put it back on the market.
• Do note that certain orders may take up to one week to process and at least half of the payment is to be made first.
• At Sephn's request, Do not ask for more pictures please! (Only because she is our photo editor who does all the cropping and visual effects. So if you hate her guts, you know what to do man. Hehe.)
DONE? Okay head back to JydeFhyureSephn and enjoy!
With heaps of ♡,
The Grrrls @ JFS
JydeFhyureSephn- Better Than Sex
Hullo you! Just some basic infomation here that you should arm yourself with whilst navigating our website:-
To Navigate:
• Something caught my eye on the front page like two weeks ago! Now I wanna buy it. Where is it?
Head to the links on the left side of the page and click on Archives [Femme] for the girls goodies or Archives [Homme] for the big boys' toys (in a way, you know)! We direct all past items in there so that they are never forgotten and can be retrieved easily.
• You guys are cool! Can we be friends? Can I be on your mailing list? Can I be 1 of the 5 selected special loyal ones?
In order: We know! Go ahead and add us! Sure thing, add yourself in! We'll have to think about it. We actually judge the 5 selected ones in terms of loyalty and in a way, spending power. If you've been with us since Day 1 and believed in us and our stuffs and actually bought them, wow! You are amazing man. You're the reason why we never closed down this site and this is our little way of saying 'Thank You'!
• No other way I can get a discount? :(
Well actually, if you have bought from us before, send us a picture of you and your gleeful face in/with that item. If you're a featured fan, you get 5% off your next purchase! However, please note that the picture(s) must 1) be of at least 300x300, 2) have your gleeful face in it, 3) have our item(s) shown clearly, 4) is of a proper resolution. We don't like grainy and blur pictures that make us strain our eyes!
To Order:
• I'm interested in something! How now brown cow?
My fair lady, please state the item(s) you're interested in and your corresponding email address down in a comment, then sit back and relax while we dash about to reply you as promptly as we can!
• I'm interested in something! But.. I think it states that it is pending?
Well, just do the above again! Based on a case-to-case basis, we might just do remakes. Even if we don't, if the then-pending deal falls through, we know who to look for immediately!
• I'm interested in something! But.. I think I want the stars replaced with hearts and the gold chain changed to a silver chain and add on light pink and hot pink beads and...
HEYHEYHEY! That is called a customization honey! Mail us direct at jydefhyuresephn@gmail.com with your fanciful designs for further discussions in private!
• I just entered a comment but I think it's screened. Why?!
Well babe, unless you'd like your email address to be on the WWW where random people can rip it and send you junk/spam mails, leave it. As long as no one else but us can see it, why do you care!
When Paying:
• I'm going to pay you, so I expect my item to arrive in my mailbox within a few days right?
Yes you should! In fact, if you opt for registered mail at an extra cost of $2.20, your item will be delivered to your doorstep! However, if you do not get your mail that went through the normal postage within a few days and it is confirmed lost, don't blame us either. We do not hold responsibility for your lost normal mails. :( Sorrrrrrryy
• OK! So I'm getting this and you just told me to make payment. But to who what where?
This part would be really important. At the end of each corresponding email, we should sign off individually, either as
_themarionette, lacedwithdrugs or papergunparade. So, depending on who made what, you just transfer to her respective account! In any case if we do forget to sign off because we're in a rush to present you our new goodies, please don't bear a grudge. :( Just reply our emails and ask okay?• Oh okay. So. Can I pay you through any other methods besides Ibanking?
Of course my dear. We accept DBS/POSB ATM transfers and concealed cash too though that is absolutely at your own risk. No inter-bank transfers unless reallyreallyreally necessary. And even then, please sought permission first! And no we're sorry, we don't do meetups.
• Hey I've paid up. Now what?
Mail us and let us know! We don't have telepathic skills so please mail us your reference number, along with your address. Please include who you want the item addressed to or we'll just attention it to your nickname! Imagine your dad going, "Who the hell here is Lacedwithdrugs?!" You get me.
• I received my item and lordest! It is soooooo (fill in the blanks)
Direct your comments here and give us a penny for your thoughts, your two cents, your five rupiah whatsoever! Groove and be heard!
Our Account Details:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Jyde/Peichi/
_themarionette. What's her account number?That will be POSB Savings 154052712 (:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Fhyure/Beryl/
lacedwithdrugs. What's her account number?That will be POSB Savings 002867222 (:
• I dealt with a person who called herself Sephn/Stephanie/
papergunparade. What's her account number?That will be POSB Savings 209009447 (:
Additional Infomation:
• All prices stated are inclusive of postage unless otherwise stated
• All items sold are not refundable nor exchangable
• No deadbuyers. We'll do anything within our means to hunt you down and chop your fingers off
• No trades, definitely. Don't bother asking.
• We cannot stand people who ask stupid/ridiculous/redundant questions. We cannot do anything about it, but it doesn't stop us from thinking that they are total morons whose brain are in their little toes.
• We don't owe you a million bucks, so be nice to us and we'll return the favour!
• All prices are pretty much non-negotiable I'm afraid. Sorry :( We need to maintain a standard and not have favourites.
• Let us know if you decide to pass on the item (whether it is due to sheer stupidity or that you decided that our items are too cool for you) so we can put it back on the market.
• Do note that certain orders may take up to one week to process and at least half of the payment is to be made first.
• At Sephn's request, Do not ask for more pictures please! (Only because she is our photo editor who does all the cropping and visual effects. So if you hate her guts, you know what to do man. Hehe.)
DONE? Okay head back to JydeFhyureSephn and enjoy!
With heaps of ♡,
The Grrrls @ JFS
JydeFhyureSephn- Better Than Sex
